What I’ve Got: An Ugly Couch

Although functional, this couch screams “my designer didn’t care for me and you won’t too.” It’s pink, made of matted fur, and propped up on four spindly pegs. If you sat on it, it would probably break.The couch cushions could be pink corn kernels or wads of chewing gum.  I don’t think a thrift store would accept this one.